Am I the only survivor of a zombie Apocalypse?
Because it’s been pretty dead around here all week, and you guys are starting to freak me out a bit. Seriously though, where’s everyone been?
You think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse longer than me? No way, dude. I don’t know where everyone’s hiding out these days though. Can’t help you.

So as far as days go, this one takes the cake for shittiest.
I likemy Psychology class. The bastard could have at least got me out of Physics or something.
…..You’re such a dork.

#Egghead.
I guess so. I mean, you have decent sized muscles compared to mine.

Decent? No way. These bad boys are locked and loaded.
So as far as days go, this one takes the cake for shittiest.
Well, he had him and I had to skip out on my Psychology class because of it.
Ah, well at least you got to skip class out of the whole deal. Sorry it was cause of that though.

So as far as days go, this one takes the cake for shittiest.
Scott. That douche of a linebacker.
I’m surprised he had the balls.

#Egghead.
Well, I did get lessons from the person with the most inflated ego in school. And if you haven’t caught onto that dig yet, it’s you.

I thought for sure that you were talking about Santana. My ego is completely justified.
So as far as days go, this one takes the cake for shittiest.
Sureyou didn’t. It more than sucks. It was like a fucking freezing dog mauling my face but with red dye number two planted in it!
Whatever. Don’t believe me then. I don’t care. Who did it anyway?













